Response to Coack K arrogant quote

Coach K recently said the following...

 

“Every time we play one of our [ACC] teams, we’re the one they need to beat,’’ Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski said. “More so now than ever. It’s usually been somebody else [and Duke]. Now it’s just us. We’ll see if that makes us better or not.’’

Guess he forgot UNC leads Duke in every statistical category thats meaningful and um... Has won 2 titles in 5 years!!! The things old age does to a mans memory.

So this is my response...

This is like the "they hate us because we win" crap K spews.

Mike, we hate you because you teach a douchey, dirty style of basketball and get a free pass from the media.

We hate you for Code Reds and chest stomps.

We hate you for teaching flopping on jumpshot. And flopping on defense. And for flopping your way out of a season so Pete Gaudet could absorb your losses.
We hate you for nipple twisters and jersey grabbing.

We hate you for yelling "F*** you" at a much better man than you.

We hate you for refusing to let Chris Collins fade into obscurity as he was clearly born to do.

We hate you for tampering with committed recruits.

We hate you for actually being the "better half" of your marriage.

We hate you for calling your self a "leader of men who happens to coach basketball" because a "self-serving snake oil salesman who happens to coach basketball" seems to be a better fit.

We love you for being a very talented and challenging second-fiddle for three decades.

We love you for the entertainment you have provided by underperforming your seed in March.

We love you for pitching hissy-fits when Dean would push your buttons.

We love you for letting us witness three years of Ty Lawson embarrassing Greg Paulus.

We love you for giving us gems such as "G is the real victim".

We love you for being the epitome of the phrase "necessary evil."